diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. 
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder

 This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden.

As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide  my car needs washing.

As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch
table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can  under the table, and notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage  first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the  garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check  left.

My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my  desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so  that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting  warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke a vase of flowers on the
counter catches my eye--they need to be watered.

I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that  I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the  flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and  suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the  remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to  put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the  spill.

Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:

the car isn't washed,

the bills aren't paid,

there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter,

the flowers don't have enough water,

there is still only one check in my check book,

I can't find the remote,

I can't find my glasses,

and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled  because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it,
but first I'll check my e-mail