There's been some writing going on in the blog section about extreem orgasms. I won't give names but a chick with the initials of AF *wink* wrote of how she almost passed our from an orgasm in the shower. The female orgasm is a myth. I've had sex with many women and I can assure you that NONE of them ever had an orgasm!

But seriously, I have heard of women passing out from orgasms and my comment in general has always been, "Where can I get me one of them passout-strength orgasms???" Don't get me wrong, I can't ever remember spilling my pollywogs and not enjoying it. It's just that I've never got the vapors from it. Is this a chick thing?

I have had women tell me as they were nearing the top of the ugdork rollercoaster of pleasure to, "Stop stop stop." I thought maybe the garter clasp on my support socks was hurting them or that the roofies were wearing off.

When I would ask them what the matter was the reply was, "I was afraid...*pant*  it was going to be too strong an orgasm."

WHAT????????????? To strong? TO STRONG??? TOO FUCKING STRONG??? I have never been afraid that my ejaculation was going to be TOO STRONG. In fact, if orgasms were dope, I would save 7 or 8 orgasms, cook them up into freebase and inject them directly into my junk. Too strong...."Where can I get me one of them?"

I've also had women cry after an orgasm. Again, I inconspiculously looked down to see if the garted clasps had nicked her. Nope. I would ask the question that all guys HATE to ask, "Why are you crying?" Hmmm. Was she going to tell me I didn't pay enough attention to her needs? Was she going to tell me she found the naked pic's of her sister on my cellphone? Had she found the naked pic's of her BROTHER on my cellphone? No. The answer was, "That was sooo wonderful."

Sigh..... chicks. *ugdork shakes his head in bewilderment* The only time I ever cried after cumming was once when I had a particularly tasty bit of porn on my computer monitor. (Probably an Asian chick eating her own scat or something) and just as my Blue Rod of Veins was at the point of no return, I got the Blue Screen of Death. At least I was holding a tissue to wipe dry my tears.