Forgetful? Staple a post-it note to your hand

Plastic wrap makes for an excellent makeshift condom


Out of toothpaste? Use hand soap instead


Out of hand soap? Use toothpaste


Air Conditioning too expensive? Keep your refrigerator open


Always forgetting your passwords? Use the same password for everything


Homemade Mashed Potatoes in 2 easy steps: 1. Place potato in mouth 2. chew until mashed.