I'm sorry to report that it's another terribly sad day in the Entertainment world.
   After yesterdays news of the death of the Soul Train guy, the world wasn't ready for todays announcement. But Death, the Great Humbler, does not seem to care what we are ready for.
   Yes, after decades of watching him command the Enterprise, and resolving Conflicts with Klingons, both in the campy past, and the dead-serious Big-Screen versions of Star Trek, William Shatner has today passed on.
   Apparently he has moved on to that Great TJ Hooker Garage in the Sky.
   You think YOU have troubles? You don't know anything about troubles until you've dealt with Tribbles.
   But the bad news doesn't stop there, folks.
   AP is currently reporting that Shatner, along with boy-toy Hugh Heffner were both killed in a horrible industrial accident as they jointly toured the Fleshlight factory, and were granted access to the factories' Top-Secret "Double-Fleshlight" production facility.
   According to witnesses, Shatner and Hefner were trying out the company's newest product, the 'Two Headed Fleshlight', when one of the octogenarians began to have a seizure, and drew the other into a vat of 'simulated human semen'.
   While Shatner, 81. lay dying in a pool of man-milk in the lab, Hefners last words were said to be "That man's got some set of balls on him"
   William Shatner and Hugh Hefner, RIP.