It has to be the most douchebaggy thing I've ever seen.

The legaleese is annoying, so I'll just give you the summary:

1.  That the bonds of martimony now and hertofore existing between the Plainfitt and Defendant be dissolved, that Plantiff be granted an adsolute Decree of Divorce, and that the parties herto be released from all the obligations therof and restored to the status of single persons.

2.  That the parties be grated joint legal custody of the minor children with Plaintiff's being primary custodian of the children and with specified visitation to Defendant.

3.  That Defendant be required to provide children support to Plaintiff in an amount consistent with the requirements of NRS 125B.070 (that's 25% of my gross income);  that the same be secured by a life insurance policy of sufficient amount.

4.  That the Court make a fair and equitable distribution as to the community porperty of the parties.

5.  That the Court make a fair and equitable distribution as to the community obligations of the parties.

6.  That Defendant be ordered to pay Plaintiff's attoneys a reasonable sum as and for their fee for services rendered to Plaintiff herein, plus costs of suit.

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That last one is the best.  She's suing me for her attorney's fees.  That's sooo classy.  So I get my kids every other weekend.  I get my income reduced to near poverty levels where she makes $80k/year.  I pay for a life insurance policy to make sure she continues to get 25% of my income annually after I commit suicide.  I get 50% of our debt.  What's more, I get to pay my attorney and for hers, all to get a divorce I was willing to do anything to prevent. 

Yes sir, I really know how to pick 'em.  What a great person I chose to give my love and life to.