And the winner of the EBW Blog section haiku contest, $50,000 in cash*, and 2 week all expenses paid two week vacation to a "Per Diem Companion" Resort in the Dominican Republic*, a lifettime supply of Penicillin*, and infinite bragging rites, ladies and gentlemen, your next American Idol is........

REDNOTE!!!!!!!!!

Please revel at his mastery of the 5/7/5 format:

Rancid sack of shit/ writing poorly on
this site/ no u is no good.

Congratulations, Red!







*Disclaimer: Not actual prizes.  Just random bullcrap Sheza has pulled out of her ass for your entertainment.