Yes, it's time to come clean, my minions... I have been Neko for all this time.

   It was a fun run, and I still can't believe that NO ONE caught wind of it for all these years, but the fact remains, I am Neko.

   Pretty soon, I will log back into my Mrsnekojeans account and start denying this absolutely undeniable fact, but remember- when I am in Neko persona, I am stupid, grammar-deficient, ignorant, and egomaniacal to the point where even I cannot smell my own bullshit.

   Some other facts I thought it might be a good time to discuss:

   The kid who played McLovin is actually the second coming of Jesus Christ, making me wrong wrong wrong about the existence of Jesus. Sorry, McJ.

   My bologna DOES in fact, have a first name, but its' name is actually I-G-N-A-C-I-O.

   Sometimes I call my penis 'Ignacio'. If I ever develop Alzheimers', I would suggest not coming over to my place for Bologna finger sandwiches.

   Sarah Palins' true identity is Freddy Krueger.

   Finally, I'd like to quickly point out that the musical tastes of many users in this section is a sad commentary on the education system not just of THIS Great Nation, but worldwide. Y'all listen to some seriously gay-ass shit.

   I hope you all have a great day, don't mourn for the reality of my hidden persona... It's all good, I'm almost done using that account anyway.

   And for what it's worth, I was only so hard on Neko because I loved her SO much.

   I love you, Neko!!!

   Peace!

  
   *Rednote,

   King, President, VP and CEO of the Brogs.

   2011, Red/Blue productions.