You might be thinking "OMG how can you even group them together?". Well ill tell you, it's quite easy.

1. They all have nothing to keep them off the streets, like jobs, or brains.
- Seriously, if they had lives they would be busy and not dicking around endlessly

2. They are all annoying and never leave you alone

3. They all want money

So here are some easy ways to get them off your back!

1. Pretend you don't speak english
- Its the old failsafe, preferably pick a cool language like german which will not only confuse them but also SCARE THE CRAP out of them.

2. Ask them for money
- Usually this gets great results

3. Cough loudly and wipe your nose on your hands while complaining about how the flu has been going around at work
- Now offer them your hand in a handshake (Note this may not work on some homeless people)

4. As soon as they open their mouths loudly give directions to the nearest train station
- Follow it up with a nod and a "No problem"

5. Take off running and screaming "The russians are coming"
- As long as you are fit, this usually has great results.