I'm getting a lot of messages from my fans asking how come it's so easy for me to crush someone with a witty reply. Actually, the answer is quite easy - the people who resort to name calling are usually simpletons who are very easy to humiliate with a smart retort.

But it's even more fun to make them obsessed with you, so that they keep whining about you for hours, even when you're not on. Bdoubled is a master at that. He knows how to show someone their place so hard, they become obsessed.

How do you do it? First you need to do some intel. Read your target's comments and see what drives them and what their insults are based on. For example, someone who calls someone else uneducated is most likely a high school or college drop out. Calling someone fat? Pretty much was or is fat themselves, and this is the worse kind of insult to them. Catch my drift?

So, let's take another example - the typical macho, who's calling people gay. You know that this kind of person is usually someone who is a closet homo or is afraid to become gay. Either way, they are usually disgusted with any homoerotic activity. So what you do is don't call them gay. You write a paragraph that's some kind of a story which tell, in detail, how their daddy put his wee wee in them and how they felt about it.

It's that easy.

The main tactic here is to find what's their weak part.

Now prepare for whine comments from people I've humiliated and are obsessed with me.