So my girlfriend broke up with me tonight.  She thinks im cheating on her.  Which im not.  its not for lack of options either.  I truely care about her.  I dont want anyone else. 

But I can look at the evidence that shes got against me and i honestly cant blame her.  Thats the worse part.   This has been an ongoing deal and shes hung in there very well.

It started when she found a pink hair tie in my room.  yes, I have long hair, but pink isnt really my color.  I honestly have no clue where it came from or how it got in my room.  I friend of mine thinks it was his moms.  If i hadnt been in a panic at the time, I totally wouldve made several jokes.  But it wasnt the time.  Apparently, since I do laundry at his house, and his mom had visited him she left her hair tie and it mustve gotten mixed in with my laundry.  She ended up staying, and neither of us is very sure about believing the story about the hair tie.  Its still a mystery.

The next one requires some introduction.  I used to be a very openly sexual man.  Borderline sex addict.  But I think that is a crock of shit.  Ive lost count of how many times ive had sex in a day.  And im certainly not an addict.  It doesnt interfere too much with the rest of my life.  Ive even assisted in a few sexualitty classes.

Anyway, over the years, I have amasses quite a collection of sex toys and dabbled in alot of different "fetishes."  Well, one day she noticed that a certain accessory, that i keep on my nightstand, was moved.  Its a pretty sturdy nightstand.  Things dont typically move on this thing.  Although, I am pretty blind without my glasses contacts and Im pretty sure it was something I did before I was fully awake.  Once again, I can offer no definate explanation.

This last one is something.  Shes normally insecure about girls calling me.  I have alot of female friends.  Its always been easier for me to talk to women that men.  I understand her worrying, but most of these girls are no threat.  The ones that could be a possible threat, I dont really talk to any more.  Well, one of those girls texted me last night.  At around 2 am.   Yeah, 2 am on a saturday, thats drunk dialing or booty call hours.   Its been some time since Ive even seen this girl.  Like over a year.  This was extremely random.

Well apparently that was strike 3 for me.  and the worst thing is, I honestly havent cheated.  I honestly didnt do anything wrong.  Except apparently my friends mom.   

Im sorry for polluting the blogs, its just late and I really needed to vent.  Im in peices right now.