I recently came across a thread about authentic [false] fails in life [no comma] that some [false] no people experienced. Some [false] None of them were hilarious. [statement of fact ends sentence] Here's [messy] Here are the top 10 I prepared [false] copied for you. [new sentence] Maybe it will make you feel better about yourselves. [it won't]

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Some [messy] A woman wrote that her boyfriend "joked" about her large breasts. He said that there's a line on her belly that he drew in his mind, and if her breasts [plural] ever drop [wrong tense] dropped below that line, he'll [wrong tense] he would dump her. LULZ!!! [statement of excitement equivalent to poster intelligence required]

9

A guy [formality] gentleman found a wallet with a lot [terrible] large sum of money and the owner's ID in it. He went to the wallet owner's house [improper] home listed on the identification contained inside the wallet and gave [verbage] returned it back to him [specificity] the rightful owner. The guy laughed at [phrasing] in his face and said "I had no idea that there are morons like you on this planet." Talk about gratitude. LULZ!!! [statement of excitement equivalent to poster intelligence required]

8

Another guy's [informal] man's girlfriend told him that she's got 2 [just terrible] she has some news for him - a [wrong article] the classic "[missing verbage] Do you wanna [improper] want to hear the good [missing identifier] news or [missing article] the bad news first?" He wanted to hear the bad news first, which was: [punctuation] "I was cheating on you." The good news was: [punctuation] "I feel really bad about this, so I'm breaking up with you." LULZ!!! [statement of excitement equivalent to poster intelligence required]

7

Some chick [improper] A lady started to get [informal] receive love letters from an anonymous admirer. They were corresponding for a while [informal non-specifics] some time and she fell in love with the mysterious "Casanova". After three months of passion, it turned out to be an epic [false] prank made by her former best friend - she had a lot of [superfluous] fun writing love letters as a form of revenge, and even more fun [terrible] took great delight in reading the replies. She probably laughed so hard, that she crapped her panties, waiting for her ex-friend at the date. LULZ!!! [statement of excitement equivalent to poster intelligence required]

6

Band rehearsal. [incomplete sentence] Friends ask [improper] A girl is asked to do the vocals at band practice. She wasn't very talented, so she said "If there's one thing I can't do, it's singing." Her boyfriend [misspelled] replied "No, it's blowjobs." LULZ!!! [statement of excitement equivalent to poster intelligence required]

5

A 4 year-old [punctuation] girl told her granny [informal] grandmother that the house is haunted, and that she keeps hearing a ghost moaning at night and calling her father's name. LULZ!!! [statement of excitement equivalent to poster intelligence required]

4

This one's a classic. [false] A guy was masturbating to a pic he found on the internet. It was a chick with huge boobs. It took him a while [informal] some time before he scrolled down. The "girl" [punctuation] had a penis. LULZ!!! [statement of excitement equivalent to poster intelligence required]

3

A different guy's [overuse of informal subject] person's mother renamed the folder where he kept [awkward] which contained his porn collection to: 'congrats, son'. LULZ!!! [statement of excitement equivalent to poster intelligence required]

2

At the [wrong article] a company Christmas party, things went [phrasing] got a bit out of hand. One guy got so drunk, that he didn't remember anything that happened there [too long] blacked out. The first day at work after Holidays was a bit awkward for him, All his workmates kept looking at him with there strange expressions. He soon found out what happened at the party. [not needed] as he vomited on his boss' [misspelling and punctuation] 13 year-old [punctuation] son. LULZ!!! [statement of excitement equivalent to poster intelligence required]

1

A couple were having a date in a restaurant. When they finished eating, the guy [stop it] man kneeled [incorrect] knelt before the girl, showed her the ring and proposed with these words: "Pikachu, I choose you!" LULZ!!! [statement of excitement equivalent to poster intelligence required]


I hope you enjoyed reading my blog. It took my [incorrect] me some [false] no time to write it. English is my 2nd language [false, author is just an idiot] I know it's filled with grammar errors that make Tomlet's teeth grind. This blog is so brilliant and probably could be featured [not in a million years], so if you're willing to spellcheck it for me and pm the right version to me or something, I'll add your username and a thank you at the end of it. Deal? [Deal]

LULZ!!! [statement of excitement equivalent to poster intelligence required]