This is a note from a previous user, so you noobs STFU.

""THE FBI CAUGHT ME WHACKING OFF TO ANIMAL PORN, SO NOW I HAVE 1000 HOURS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE. OH HOW I'D ENJOY THOSE MASSIVE SCHLONGS CRAMMING INTO GAY BUTT. THE YELPS AND SCREAMS AS ASSHOLE WAS TORN FROM BODY. BUT THAT IS ALL OVER NOW AND I AM A REGISTERED SEXUAL FAG. DON'T EXPECT TO SEE ME AROUND ANYMORE FOR THE FACT I CAN NO LONGER SIT FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME.""

Love your buddy,

E.S.

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