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So apparently getting knocked up makes you fat. I've never been fat in my life yet, so this is really starting to suck.

I was watching Maury one day, and remembered how much I loved it. Not just the fact that all the black people are cheaters, but the audience. Such as this guy:

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1687146537744

I'm seriously on a mission to figure out who this guy is. No one should look that disgusted.