SO I WAS SITTING AT HOME EATING A FRIED CHICKEN AND SPARE RIB SANDWICH, WHEN I HEARD A CAR PEEL UP TO MY HOUSE;  IT WAS LORD_INFAMOUS!  SINCE HE'S RICH AS FUCK, HE BLEW UP YET ANOTHER LAMBORGUINI, BUT THIS TIME, HE GOT ON ALL FOURS LIKE AN ALPHA WOLF AND LIT ONE OF HIS FARTS.  THAT CAR WENT UP IN A BLAZE OF BLUE FIRE AND A SMELL OF ROTTEN EGGS!  HE LOOKS AT ME AND SAYS "WE GOT SOME UNFINISHED BUISNESS BITCH!" AND WALKS INSIDE.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?"  I ASKED.  FOR SOME REASON, HE GOT ON ALL FOURS AGAIN AND STARTING GROWLING.  SEEING HIM LIKE THAT GOT ME ALL REVED UP!  SO I USED CHICKEN GREASE TO LUBE UP MY COCK (TOOK A WHILE TO FIND IT) AND BURIED MY COCK IN HIS ASS!  HE LET OUT A HOWL;  NOT SURE IF IT'S CAUSE HE'S THE ALPHA WOLF OR BECAUSE OF THE SUPRISE BUTT SEX.  SINCE HIS MOUTH WAS OPEN, I PULLED IT OUT OF HIS ASS AND STUCK IT IN HIS MOUTH!  AT THIS POINT HE WAS SUCKING MY DICK WIMPERING WITH GRATITUDE LIKE A PUPPY SUCKLING ON ITS MOTHER.  WHEN I BLEW MY MAN CHOWDER INTO HIS MOUTH, HE SWALLOWED IT DOWN AND SAID "OHHH, WHAT A LOVLEY TEA PARTY!"  I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HE WAS TALKIN ABOUT, SO I BACKHANDED HIM FOR BEIN SO STUPID.

I ASKED WHY HE'S SO MAD ALL THE TIME.  HE TOLD ME YEARS OF STEROID USE MADE HIS PENIS FALL OFF.  I STROKED THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND TOLD HIM EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE ALRIGHT. HE NUZZLED UP AGAINST MY DOUBLE D'S AND WE SNUGGLED THE REST OF THE NIGHT.