so futurama is on and i really like that show.

guess what? someone i know is really famous. he's so famous that he could probably get us into a fancy restaurant for free and we could stay there all night and drink until we puked it all out and then drink some more and eat like 20 pounds of lobster holy fuck!!

so guess who my friend is?

it's Andre Van Winkenbottom, he's the President of the National Football Debate Wrestling Chess team in South Africa. he's a fucking legend and he's like one of my best friends and he's soooo cool and famous!! you guys are super jealous, i know.

ANYWAY.

suck it bitches!!!