My son is reaching puberty now, and there is no doubt in my mind that he is starting to have questions that involve sex and sexuality.  Im really worried about how this will affect him and what he will be learning from his friends and teachers in school so I think its really important that I teach him all the right things about sex before he learns something that may be wrong about sex.

My question to you is, how should I go about doing this?  I have a few solutions already worked out... let me know which one you think is best.

Solution 1:  Suck his penis until he has an orgasm and then explain to him what just happened.

Solution 2:  Have him suck my penis until I have an orgasm and then explain what just happened.

Solution 3:  Cut off his dick and balls so that he cant have sex, and wont have any sex drive.  This way, he wont be experiencing all these sexual dilemmas that these young people go through these days.

Solution 4:  Have him work the streets as a male prostitute and let him figure things out on his own.

Let me know any feedback you have about this situation please.  Its very urgent, and berry important