Ok im gonna quit being annoying after this blog but im enjoying the creative things everyone comes up with for the fortune cookie sayings. Also i enjoy seeing something people dont fight about on the comments.  

So my new question how many condom slogans can you come up with for condoms you would invent or even existing ones?

Heres one i have: A oriental rug condom - "take a taste of the orient and ride the magic carpet ride!"

Bungee chord condom - "just when your not sure how faar in you'll fall"