Good evening. Mechanic bowl split puppy vomit in a diner mat from texas. ZZ top joe jackson space shuttle is chocolate flavored, not desert bisque, like rot gut salmon balsa.
   But the nun has a gun, so you betta run. crack smoke wafting from a farty farty asshole, no glass pipe this revolution type thing. lips hips and assholes speaking in tongues, marijuana heroin having gay affair. Can't shoot the pot, dope doesn't smell good smoked.
   Wooden poopsicle stick in an unopened Pepsi can of Poop. Scotch tape rhythms and caviar clip-s.  
   Large plastic cup with pictures of pictures of pictures of nothing important filled with more nothing and waiting for no one. Battery test is fail, mudroom says "Yeah".
   I found a keyring but I lost my keys. This could be a problem.
   Religious Wireless potato chips have a tendency to want to pray in traffic. God humbly smiles, unappreciative.
   Melting asphalt and s'mores in the mideast, you don't understand, and I don't feel like explaining.
   Pencil eraser tastes good with chili, but only hormel, not homemade.
   The weather makes me feel bad. Really bad.
   I think there's a Hurricane coming. Uh-ohs.
   I'd wear a ring, but I have no reason to. Neither do you.
   Sometimes an egg is just an egg. Sometimes it's ONLY an egg.
   I have flourescent lights installed under my flesh. All of it.
   "All of Me" was a movie when I was a kid. I didn't see it, and it looks like it sucked.
   Well, that about wraps it up.
   Any questions?
                                                                                               
                                                                           



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