Remarkably Lame Superpowers
sMilesKisses
Published
09/24/2012
Reading minds, but only when someone's thinking about what they should have for lunch
Never needs sunblock
Can fly up but can never come back down
X-ray vision, but only for people over 300 pounds
Super strength only kicks in when opening jars
Really high fives
Knows what Kim Kardashian is doing at any given time
Lightning fast mood swings
The ability to make people smell like you
Everyone can read your mind
Unbreakable teeth, glass jaw
Blessed with eternal youth, but stuck as a thirteen year old
Can communicate with Mexican shellfish
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