Lick bag all.






I'd like to wish "Hello" to my friend Tyaeda,


You talk shit like you're from the Island of Grenada,


You comment like you're a sergeant in Al-Qaeda,


But your blog ideas are just as old as BETA.


I love to read about your hippy philosophy,


But it's as helpful as a colonoscopy,


Your appearance in the "User Video"


Got a lot of views from the eBaums kid-eo's


They love to fap to anything real,


So don't be flattered by their prepubescent zeal.



You stepped up to me one time,


To test the powers of my rhyme,


Big mistake to try to trade,


I left you crying like when you were made.


You had to call upon a mod,


To get me to delete my blog,


Because I made the revelation,


Of your personal information.


This was too much for you to handle,


So you made it out like a major scandal.


I like your feisty personality,


But you had to see reality.


This shit is the Internets,


The less they know the better it gets.


The most important lesson according to your skirts


Is not to take it seriously and get butt hurts..........





Good times bishes.