My only offering is something that happened to me a couple of years ago.  No word of a lie it was mid summer and I was out on my deck bbq'n and drinking.  My wife and best friend were also outside.  I look over about 4 houses down behind me and to my surprise I see what I thought was some fat guy feeding the meat to his old lady doggy style right out there on their deck in full view of the neighborhood.  I of course think that this is great and run inside to get some binoculars to get a better view.  I get the picture into focus and amazed to see that in actuality it was a fat woman with a strap on feeding it to what I can only guess was her husband.  Let me tell you they were friggin going at, everybody in attendance got a good view before they went inside.  I am dying if I am lying even one bit of this story.  For the next 9 weeks at between 8 and 9 pm every sat they same thing would happen, he would dress up like her and she would dress up like him and just feed it to him for like a half hour out of the deck and then disappear into the house.  After the first couple of weeks I guess some of my neighbors noticed and it became like game night 4 or 5 household would have deck parties just to watch the spectacle.

I hope you all enjoyed my story, it may be hard to believe but true it is.

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