'Chill out dude' roughly translates to 'screw you. I'd like to see you try' to someone who is completely ready to beat the shit out of you.

Crotch is a very funny word...Crotch

Teaching your kid to drive counts as an aerobic workout. I doubt there are many fat driving instructors. Mrs Puff being the exception.

The violent crime rate in India would triple if it were possible to reach though the phone line and punch the tech support person on the other end.

I am good without running into the word 'anywho' either spoken or written ever again.

A sure sign of aging: The piped in background music at the outlet mall is the same songs you jammed to when you were 18. Hasn't happened yet? It will.

-Adios-