eyy yall its ya gurl shemiqua hurr and i juss wanted to tell yall a story.

well da otha dayy i was shoppin fo a new car but ii couldnt decide which one was me, wuzz iit a nuu convertable of a suv, shit son too bad i didnt knoo mii credit wuzz wackk cuzz noww im drivin off da lot inn a used sub compact f-r-e-e dat shit spells free, credit repor doot com babee saww dey shit up on tha tv, thought about goin but wuzz 2 LAzy so now instead of lookin flyy and rollin fat n shit my legs is all stickin thruu tha vinyl and my posse was gettin laughed at ( yall know shemiqua doNN lyke that) anyway f-r-e-e that spells free bitch credit report dot comm babEE

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