Why doesn't McDonalds sell hotdaogs?

At a movie theater, which armrest is yours?

What is Satans last name?

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're just gonna see you naked anyways.

Where does the toetag go on a corpse if they don't have toes?

If you're driving a federal owned car and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericials that says "Not available in all states"?

If you dug a hole thru the center of the earth and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, and your the main witness, what if you say no?

do they bury ppl with their braces?

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?

If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and you were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking, even tho you didn't do the drinking in the states?

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?

If a kid refuses to sloop during naptime, is he guilty of resisting a rest

is there a time limit on fourtune cookie predictions?

Since bread is square, then why do they make the sandwhich meat round?

Why do you drive on parkways and park in driveways?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

If a tranvesite goes missing, do they put their picture on a carton of half and half?

What's the diffrence between normal and fancy ketchup?

Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full?