I was high as fuck sitting in Subway down the block eating a cold cut trio on Italian herb and cheese bread with lettuce, onions, tomatoes, green peppers, and extra mayo 20 MINUTES AGO when this lady walked in and strolled up to the counter.

But this was not any ordinary lady, NO.

This lady is a rare find, especially in a Subway.

She had boobs, in the front and back.

No shit.

Front and back boobs.

In Subway

Later,

Eastside_Dave