With all these heavy emotions running rampid, I think a dose of apathy is in order.  The following is a list of things on which I have no discernible opinions:

- white bread

- store brand paper towels

- the state of Iowa

- plaid shirts

- endurance saddles

- fertilizer

- tylenol gel caps

- lifesavers

I had to try REALLY hard to come up with those.  As I was writing, I found that ideas of things that I hate are much more forthcoming than ideas of things I love.  Score one more for the dark side, I suppose. This was almost another Fuck You list.