DIS IS DA RAP TO END ALL RAPS MOFUCKA!!!!!! UNDERGROUND CRAP STRAIGHT OFF THE PRESSES OR WHERE THE HELL MUSIC COMES FROM! HOT OFF THE JUKE BOX? WELL WHO CARES ITS SOME STRAIGHT UP GANGSTA RIGHT OUT DA RETIREMENT HOME SHIT! I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY IT!

*PHAT BEAT*

Ya speak real funny then you walk wid a limp!

ya do it up nice ya now you da motherfucking pimp.

you wobble like a weeble and you mumble like yo crazy.

wander yo left eye, ya make it look like it's lazy.

Dance it to da left then dance it to da right,

if you can stand up straight you can do dis all night...

*REPEAT BELOW LIKE 5 TIMES*

YA DO DA STROKE

*AWESOME TRANSITION BEAT*

YA DO DA STROKE

*CONTINUE AWESOME TRANSITION BEAT*

WHAT!

DO THE STROKE, FLOP ON THE GROUND BUT DON'T CHOKE!

*REPEAT ABOVE LIKE 5 MORE TIMES*

So there you have it. The REAL underground shit. If you don't dance to this phat ass song then you probably dead. Everybody knows only micheal jackson has the ability to bring people back from the dead to dance! This shit guaranteed to be on the top 5 atleast, they might have to make a new place for it on the charts .5, thats better then 1 MOFUCKA!