I was picking up my new suit in an upscale shopping center, when I realized I had to go to the grocery store to pick up a few things.� Not wanting to stop at one nearer to my house in case I ran into that girl I slept with.

The sex was abs. horrible I kept yelling at her to tell me how much she likes the cock, and she just laid there while I fucked her brains out.� Finally I got up, finished in the shower while thinking about hentai porn, made some mexican food in the kitchen, and put Indiana Jones in the dvd player.

So I go in and get what I need, and proceeded out after paying.� As I was walking out there was a minivan that was pulling to the curb, where an employee was waiting with her groceries at a podium.� She had ordered her stuff at home, and then all she has to do is pull her fat ass up to the curb where someone else would load up her shit, and poof she can go back home to sit on her ass while the maid finishes up for the day.� No wonder her husband has been slogging the secretary for the last 6 months.

~AW Smith