Work-Mathimatics
CailenMP
Published
08/03/2008
Okaii just ahead of time i myself did not do this so i am not taking d=credit for it, but i am taing credit for shairing it with the world
Work mathematics
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been told that someone wants more than 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
but:
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
and:
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
And look how far this will take you...
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
Think about it...
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