Darwin awards - videos

Sea Lions Chase Off Beach Goers and Terrorize Children at La Jolla Beach in San Diego

"It’s their spot. Respect the seals," @StellaA72142431 commented.

Cyclist Attempts to Pass Bull on Rural Trail, Bull Gores Him Straight to Hell Instead

To quote the comment section, "City people need to stay in the cities."

Man Fights for His Life While Trapped under Ice during Anxiety-Inducing Swim

This seems like the opposite of just 'dudes being dudes.' This feels like the Darwin Awards at its finest.

Inflatable Car Protector Shades Super Cars from Ladders, Traffic Cones, Gas Cans, Buckets, and Brooms

Video has gone viral of a plethora of junk being thrown at an inflatable car protector.

Senile Ben Stein Longs for the Old Aunt Jemima Syrup Bottle

In case anybody was wondering, yes Ben Stein is indeed still alive. He's got one foot in the grave and is longing for the days of Aunt Jemima branded syrup.

Alligator Wrangler Gets a Painful Reminder about the Dangers of Wild Animals

This guy noticed the one of the gators getting a little too close and when he stands up to back away the other gator decides to see how he tastes.

Guy Gets Mad During Slap Competition and Absolutely Destroys His Opponent

After getting hit with a pretty solid slap, this dude goes full roid rage mode and KO's his opponent.

Woman Lucky to Be Alive after Holding Poisonous Blue Ringed Octopus

This woman picks up and holds a Blue Ring Octopus, blissfully unaware that the cute tiny creature has enough venom to kill 20 people in minutes.

'It's Okay I'm a Professional': Man Ends Up Hospitalized After Holding Blue Dragons

Blue Dragons are beautiful small blue sea slugs that float upside down in the ocean. That's about where the niceties end.

Guy With Balls of Steel Goes Over a 78 Foot Tall Waterfall in a Kayak

This dude has balls of steel... or maybe just no brain cells left, either way, this is impressively badass but a hard pass for me.

Texas Woman Gored by Wild Bison Lives to Post the TikTok

A Texas woman was literally gored by a bison at Caprock Canyons State Park & Trailway.

Worker Lights Polyethylene Foam Roll and Causes Huge Fire

A curious worker ignites foam and causes huge warehouse fire in China.

Genius Nearly Killed After Shooting a Fridge Packed With Tannerite

This guy was a few inches away from collecting his very own Darwin Award.

Man Filming Avalanche Thinks He’s Safe, He Isn't

At least he got a cool video.

Paraglider Lands on the Wrong Roof, Jumps off to Evade Security

Security told him to get down, so he did.

Guy Pays His Sister's Student Loans With First OnlyFans Check

You'd think his mom would have been more greatful.

Sit Back and Watch Some Wreckage: Bad Driver Compilation

Dude Tosses Firework into Garbage Bin, Somehow Avoids Disaster

Apparently to the guy in the video, this seemed like an awesome idea. I would highly suggest not trying this one at home.

Drunk Dude Jumps into Ostrich Enclosure, Gets Leveled

Maybe it's best not to jump into an ostrich enclosure when you're drunk. Or better yet, not at all.

Kid Eats Carolina Reaper Pepper, Immediately Regrets It

I mean how else was this going to end? Guinness World Records certified the Carolina Reaper as the world's hottest chili pepper coming in at nearly 2 million Scoville Heat Units.

'Jackass Forever' Trailer Just Dropped and the Dudes Are Older, Not Wiser

They're back. They're old, but they're back. 'Jackass Forever' brings in some new faces and cameos, including Eric Andre and Machine Gun Kelly. The film is set to be released this October.

Dude Opens Can in Crocodile's Mouth, Buddy Shotguns Beer

A ballsy move for sure. This dude literally reaches toward a crocodile and opens a beer can with its teeth. Good stuff.

Fan Holding A Sign Causes Massive Crash During First Day of Tour de France

An over-eager fan wanting to get their face and sign on TV, takes out half of the pack in the Tour de France

Genius Nearly Kills Himself and His Friend When the Pin Comes off The Grenade He's Playing With While Sitting in the Car

North Carolina Congressman Madison Cawthorn Punches a Tree like an Idiot

That'll show 'em.