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Dude Nearly Loses His Head to Stop Excavator That Won’t Stop Spinning

But I’m sure it was fun for a few seconds.

Meet the Guys Transporting 450 Pounds of Bananas on Bikes With No Brakes

We often forget how much work goes into the food we eat.

Parachuters Build Trampoline and Play Soccer in the Sky

Watch out down below!

10 Insane Weapons From Humanity's Dark Past

Candlelight Vigil Held to Honor Soon-to-Be Torn Down West Virginia Hooters

15 Small but Terrific Life Tips From Twitter

The internet is here to give you some small but useful bits of life advice.

It Was Bound To Happen: Hungry Student Eats Banana From $120,000 Art Basel Controversy Starter, "Comedian"

I mean, it’s one Banana, what much could it cost, $120,000?

Innocent Things That Are Much More Dangerous Than They Seem

Between the impending dangers of climate change, big Australian spiders, and whatever the hell is going on with the Dalai Lama, the world is a weird and often terrifying place.

TikTok's ‘April Theory’ Promises You a Spring Glow Up

Great news for us hotties out there — we’re all about to go from hot to *really* hot if TikTok’s latest viral theory is to be believed.

5 Dumb Historical Events That Forever Changed the World

In the grand scheme of things, some really dumb shit had to happen for us to get to where we are today.

Reddit User Polishes Silver and Copper Using McDonald’s 'Mayo-Style Sauce'

Last week, Redditor u/vectron5 took to the platform with a McDonald’s related discovery they’d been lovin’ – a few splurts of the goo can leave your fancy cutlery looking as good as new.

Woman Says She Drank $50,000 Worth of Booze in the Ultra VIP Section

“You might be thinking Thaiz, “‘are you an alcoholic or are you rich? One or the other,’” she commenced the clip, which has since garnered upwards of 420,000 views. “No no no, it was insane.”

Man On Zoom Call Says Working From Home 'Isn't Really Working'

Though Willett Advisors exec Steven Ratner may have attempted to make a rousing argument advocating returning to in-person work in his recent New York Times OpEd, his actions managed to send a different message when he called in remotely for a television

ER or the 27 Club: Woman Breaks Down Why 5 Inches Is Actually the Perfect Length

After centuries of dick debates and discussion, we’ve finally reached a consensus surrounding the age-old inquiry for whether penis size matters — a resounding yes because taking a 12-inch dick hurts, goddamnit.

Ticketmaster's $5 Refund Emails Are a Masterclass In Pettiness

Ticketmaster can apparently dish out asinine and pointless service fees on a whim, but can’t stomach refunding their overcharged fans a measly $10.

The Rejection Hotline, and 7 Other Useful Numbers You Can Call

Giving out your phone number is a lot more dangerous than it used to be. In the olden days, the worst that could happen was a telemarketer interrupting your family dinner with a ringing landline.

Twitter's New Public Bookmark Feature is Being Called the 'Jerk Off Ratio'

Bad news for people who like to beat their meat in peace — weeks after Twitter’s public view counter illustrated just how unpopular we all evidently are, the platform’s Musk-y overlords have unveiled their latest visible metric— publicly displaying the n

Oscar-Winner James Martin Worked His Shift at Starbucks the Day after His Big Win

Actor James Martin is a busy man.

Phallic 9/11 Memorial Erected In North Carolina Goes Viral for All the Wrong (Right) Reasons

Reader, have you ever visited the 9/11 memorial in New York City, gazed into the deep, somber depths of the black pools marking the Twin Towers' original locations and thought quietly to yourself “wow, I wish this memorial had more giant dicks?”

'Drip Jong Un': Kim Jong Un Is the Supreme Leader of the Gen Z Aesthetic

After nearly 12 years on the throne, North Korean overlord Kim John Un has reemerged as the supreme leader of yet another jurisdiction — the fashion world.

'Yes, He's the A--hole': Husband Refuses to Split Bill For the Birth of His Child

On today’s installment of men being the most oblivious creatures on the planet...

Mr. Beast Asked His Fans for Free Labor and They Gladly Responded

We can’t guarantee that fixing Mr. Beast’s Feastable displays will earn you a $10,000 check from YouTube’s biggest creator, but we can guarantee that not fixing his displays, won’t.

People Are Debating If It’s Okay for Parents To Have Sex with Their Kids In the House

To bone or not to bone, that is the question …. that has been dividing parents on Twitter.

A Walk Down Meateater Lane — Everyone Is Remembering the Greatness of Fuddruckers Burgers

Yes, the self-proclaimed home to the 'world's greatest hamburgers' still exists!

Andrew Tate Fought a Ghost in Prison

Move over Ibrahim El Boustati, Scott Gibson and Greta Thunberg — it seems the ever-growing list of people who have tried and/or succeeded in kicking Andrew Tate’s ass has taken a turn for the ghostly.