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Delta and United Airlines Are Being Sued for Offering ‘Window’ Seats Without Windows

Delta and United Airlines Are Being Sued for Offering ‘Window’ Seats Without Windows

Customers are apparently annoyed that their “window” was more of a “wall” seat.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

A Group of Rich People Are Heading Back to the Titanic

A Group of Rich People Are Heading Back to the Titanic

Time is a flat circle.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Man Arrested for Spending $140,000 on Pokemon Cards with Company Credit Card

Man Arrested for Spending $140,000 on Pokemon Cards with Company Credit Card

He has to pay back $146,590.15 in restitution and spend four months in prison.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

TikTokers Are Using A.I. to Summarize Famous Books, Then Saying They’ve Read Them

TikTokers Are Using A.I. to Summarize Famous Books, Then Saying They’ve Read Them

See, *I* would call that “not reading.”

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Dude Caught Driving 120 MPH Says He Thought Cop Was Challenging Him to a Race

Dude Caught Driving 120 MPH Says He Thought Cop Was Challenging Him to a Race

You thought wrong, buddy.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Halle Berry Trolls Her Ex-Husband David Justice With ‘Cooking, Cleaning and Mothering’ Instagram Post

Halle Berry Trolls Her Ex-Husband David Justice With ‘Cooking, Cleaning and Mothering’ Instagram Post

Halle Berry is here for the trolling.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Teacher Shows Up to Work Blitzed, Says His Doctor Told Him He Had To

Teacher Shows Up to Work Blitzed, Says His Doctor Told Him He Had To

I somehow doubt that.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Little League Begs Gamblers Not to Bet On Their Games

Little League Begs Gamblers Not to Bet On Their Games

Imagine losing your life savings on a 10-year-old.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

American Eagle Records Decline in ‘Foot Traffic’ Post-Sydney Sweeney Ad Drama

American Eagle Records Decline in ‘Foot Traffic’ Post-Sydney Sweeney Ad Drama

Turns out her jeans aren’t so great after all.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Man Accused of Opening Plane’s Emergency Exit Says He Just Wanted to See How It Worked

Man Accused of Opening Plane’s Emergency Exit Says He Just Wanted to See How It Worked

Now he knows, I guess.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Rachel Brosnahan’s Husband Allegedly Liked a Comment on IG About Him Being a Cuck

Rachel Brosnahan’s Husband Allegedly Liked a Comment on IG About Him Being a Cuck

He has since turned off his Instagram comments.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Woman Accused of Intentionally Slipping on a Banana Peel in Insurance Scam

Woman Accused of Intentionally Slipping on a Banana Peel in Insurance Scam

Sometimes, you’ve just gotta go for a classic.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

An Influencer Illegally Flew to Antarctica. Now, He’s Stuck

An Influencer Illegally Flew to Antarctica. Now, He’s Stuck

Teenage American influencer Ethan Guo said he was going to fly to all seven continents. Now, he can’t leave one of them.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Vince McMahon Says Hulk Hogan Wasn’t Racist, Just Said Racist Things

Vince McMahon Says Hulk Hogan Wasn’t Racist, Just Said Racist Things

Oh, okay, that clears everything up.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Gen Z Is Living With Their Parents at a Percentage Not Seen Since the Great Depression

Gen Z Is Living With Their Parents at a Percentage Not Seen Since the Great Depression

This is bad.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Target Sugar Cookies Recalled for Containing Wood Chips

Target Sugar Cookies Recalled for Containing Wood Chips

If you recently bought sugar cookies from Target, you might want to save them for your next bonfire instead of chowing down on them.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

After A.I., High Schoolers Have Literally No Idea What to Major In

After A.I., High Schoolers Have Literally No Idea What to Major In

For the first time, “underwater basket weaving” may actually be a decent major.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

ChatGPT Updated. Now People Are Saying Their ‘Best Friend’ Is Gone

ChatGPT Updated. Now People Are Saying Their ‘Best Friend’ Is Gone

This can’t be good for our society.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

MGK Claims His Mom Was Abducted by Aliens and He’s Half Extraterrestrial

MGK Claims His Mom Was Abducted by Aliens and He’s Half Extraterrestrial

This is simply not true, Colson.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Pete Davidson Says Performing for Famous People Is ‘Terrible’

Pete Davidson Says Performing for Famous People Is ‘Terrible’

“Famous people only like themselves,” he stated.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

A British Website Published a Pasta Recipe. Italians Are So Mad They’re Harassing the British Embassy

A British Website Published a Pasta Recipe. Italians Are So Mad They’re Harassing the British Embassy

“Italians be normal about your food” challenge failed once again.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Breast Milk Flavored Ice Cream, Sadly, Doesn’t Contain Any Breast Milk

Breast Milk Flavored Ice Cream, Sadly, Doesn’t Contain Any Breast Milk

I smell a class-action lawsuit coming.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Woman Running for Office Says Women Shouldn’t Run for Office

Woman Running for Office Says Women Shouldn’t Run for Office

But aren’t you… You’re running for… What?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

City Not Thrilled About Their ‘GAY’ Airport

City Not Thrilled About Their ‘GAY’ Airport

Every airport gets assigned a three-letter code. This one happens to be “GAY” — and locals aren’t happy about it.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Nintendo Warns Not to Play Your New Switch on a Hot Day

Nintendo Warns Not to Play Your New Switch on a Hot Day

Excited to play your Switch this summer? Well, according to Nintendo, you really shouldn’t.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

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