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Trading Card Game Competitions Smell So Bad That They’re Crowdfunding Soap for Gamers

You know what they say about Magic: The Gathering tournaments — If you don’t know where it is, just follow the smell!

By Braden Bjella

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Women Are Sharing All the Things They ‘Taught’ Their Boyfriends, and It’s Not Good for Dudes

Some of us are lucky we can put our own pants on.

By Braden Bjella

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Please Stop Throwing Adult Toys at WNBA Players (Also, Stop Betting on It)

Well, folks, it happened again.

By Braden Bjella

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Brazilian Police Investigate Bizarre Death of Woman With ‘26 iPhones Glued to Her Body’

Thankfully, it wasn’t the phones that killed her.

By Peter Rapine

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Florida Announces They Will Be Putting Flags at Half Mast for ‘Hulk Hogan Day’

Say what you will about Hogan, but we can all agree that he was certainly a Floridian.

By Braden Bjella

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Bots Now Account for Half of Global Web Traffic

There is a 51 percent chance that whoever is reading this isn’t a real person.

By Peter Rapine

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This Mom on TikTok Is Using ChatGPT to Raise Her Daughter

We are so cooked it isn’t funny.

By Peter Rapine

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Former NASA Engineer Thinks Earth Is Surrounded by Trillions of Alien Surveillance Devices

Further proof that just because someone worked for NASA, it doesn’t mean they’re “smart.”

By Peter Rapine

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Subway Footlongs Are Now $14

Say what you will about Jared Fogel, but when he was around, at least the price of a footlong was only five bucks.

By Peter Rapine

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Celsius Energy Drinks Recalled After They Accidentally Contained Something Much Harder

This is a defense attorney’s dream.

By Peter Rapine

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Men Are Complaining That Grok’s Anime Bot Has Stopped Flirting With Them

They’re now trying to figure out ways for it to talk dirty again.

By Braden Bjella

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A Man Ran a Fake Embassy for a Fake Country — And Made Millions

Turns out, that’s illegal.

By Braden Bjella

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Young People Say Boomers Won’t Get Off Their Dang Phones

Oh, how the tables have turned!

By Braden Bjella

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Cambodia Is Asking Soldiers to Stop Trying to Become Influencers Because It’s Giving Away Their Location

This is neither the time nor place for TikTok dances!

By Braden Bjella

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Clorox Was Allegedly Hacked After Hackers Called Their Security Company, Asked for Their Password and They Just Gave It to Them

It was just that easy.

By Braden Bjella

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Parents Are Terrified Their College-Age Children Are Too Dumb for Keys

Give them a *little* credit, geez.

By Braden Bjella

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Harvard Astrophysicist This Time Certain Alien Spacecraft Could Attack Earth By November

I’m starting to think aliens don’t care about us.

By Peter Rapine

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‘They’re Good Friends’: Nintendo Has Officially Said That Mario and Princess Peach Aren’t A Couple

Okay, but in the same way your aunt has a “roommate,” right?

By Braden Bjella

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The Sydney Sweeney Economy Is Booming

As a man, I will buy anything, as long as Sydney Sweeney tells me to.

By Peter Rapine

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Toronto Roasted for Announcing Transit Cops Are Now Called ‘POOs’

As if Toronto transit couldn’t get any crappier!

By Braden Bjella

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Embarrassed Crypto Kidnappers Return Victim After Only Finding $9 in Digital Wallet

Yet another reason to not “flex” on social media.

By Braden Bjella

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Boomers Are Leaving Retirement Communities After Realizing That Living With Boomers Sucks

Most of you are okay. But some of you… Geez.

By Braden Bjella

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Couple Arrested for Having Oral Sex on Flight

The skies are getting a bit too friendly these days.

By Peter Rapine

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A ‘Silent Disco’ Was Just Shut Down Due to Noise Complaints

Nobody will let you throw a party anymore.

By Braden Bjella

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Trisha Paytas Named Her New Baby ‘Aquaman’

That’s an interesting choice.

By Peter Rapine

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Facepalm - articles

Trading Card Game Competitions Smell So Bad That They’re Crowdfunding Soap for Gamers

Women Are Sharing All the Things They ‘Taught’ Their Boyfriends, and It’s Not Good for Dudes

Please Stop Throwing Adult Toys at WNBA Players (Also, Stop Betting on It)

Brazilian Police Investigate Bizarre Death of Woman With ‘26 iPhones Glued to Her Body’

Florida Announces They Will Be Putting Flags at Half Mast for ‘Hulk Hogan Day’

Bots Now Account for Half of Global Web Traffic

This Mom on TikTok Is Using ChatGPT to Raise Her Daughter

Former NASA Engineer Thinks Earth Is Surrounded by Trillions of Alien Surveillance Devices

Subway Footlongs Are Now $14

Celsius Energy Drinks Recalled After They Accidentally Contained Something Much Harder

Men Are Complaining That Grok’s Anime Bot Has Stopped Flirting With Them

A Man Ran a Fake Embassy for a Fake Country — And Made Millions

Young People Say Boomers Won’t Get Off Their Dang Phones

Cambodia Is Asking Soldiers to Stop Trying to Become Influencers Because It’s Giving Away Their Location

Clorox Was Allegedly Hacked After Hackers Called Their Security Company, Asked for Their Password and They Just Gave It to Them

Parents Are Terrified Their College-Age Children Are Too Dumb for Keys

Harvard Astrophysicist This Time Certain Alien Spacecraft Could Attack Earth By November

‘They’re Good Friends’: Nintendo Has Officially Said That Mario and Princess Peach Aren’t A Couple

The Sydney Sweeney Economy Is Booming

Toronto Roasted for Announcing Transit Cops Are Now Called ‘POOs’

Embarrassed Crypto Kidnappers Return Victim After Only Finding $9 in Digital Wallet

Boomers Are Leaving Retirement Communities After Realizing That Living With Boomers Sucks

Couple Arrested for Having Oral Sex on Flight

A ‘Silent Disco’ Was Just Shut Down Due to Noise Complaints

Trisha Paytas Named Her New Baby ‘Aquaman’

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