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Japan Wanted More Tourists. Now, They’re Setting Up a Task Force to Get Them Out

A real “You’ve had your fun, now leave” moment.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

One Guy Tried to ‘Social Engineer’ His Way Through Airport Security. It Cost Him $59,143

You really do have to wait in line just like everybody else.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

One Massive Mouse Dick Has Led to Millions of Scientific Papers Being Questioned

An image of a mouse with a massive Johnson has even scientists asking what the heck is real anymore.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

Dax Shepard Posts Nude Photo of His Wife to Celebrate Her Emmy Nomination

Okay…

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

Turns Out, Cleaning Up Air Pollution Might Make Global Warming Worse

We just can’t win!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

UNO Is Coming to Vegas for Two (Dos?) Days

Vegas is in pretty bad shape.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

Job Interviewers Say Gen Z Doesn’t Know How to Answer the Phone

They apparently just wait for you to start speaking.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

McDonald’s Got Hacked Because Their Password Was ‘123456’

They should have gone for the tried-and-true “hunter2.”

By Braden Bjella

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

Police Catch Wisconsin Man Hiding Drugs in Bag Labeled ‘Definitely Not a Bag Full of Drugs’

Reverse psychology doesn’t always work on the cops.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

Florida’s First ‘Super Speeder’ Was Arrested Literally Minutes After the Law Went Into Effect

The alleged perpetrator was caught driving 104 miles per hour.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

Roblox CEO Says That He Wants the Game to Be a Dating Site

Meanwhile I’ve never met a single adult who plays Roblox.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

‘People Need to Mind Their Business’: Woman Complains After Being Called Out on Facebook ‘Just Because’ She Robbed Someone’s House

Isn’t it so annoying when someone names and shames you for your obvious crimes?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

Another Person from ‘Tiger King’ Has Been Sentenced to Prison

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. Just kidding, this guy stinks!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

TSA Reluctantly Admits That Your Shoes Aren’t Dangerous

Still can’t carry more than three fluid ounces, though!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

Around Half of All Bosses Are Now Using A.I. to Fire People

If A.I. is making these decisions for you, it sounds like *you* can be replaced by A.I. — just saying!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

Cops Were Caught Using A.I. to Generate Fake Evidence Photos

Well this feels like it will be bad for society.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

Robinhood’s CEO Looks Like a Cheap Bond Villain

This is a bit on the nose.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

You Literally Can’t Play Lorde’s New CD

The aesthetic is cool. If only it worked!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

Companies Are Hiring ‘Etiquette Coaches’ to Teach Gen-Z Workers to Shower

They also have problems looking people in the eyes, experts say.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

Japan Hangs ‘Twitter Killer’

Wait, Japan still hangs people? Like from ropes?

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

After Championships, Athletes Used to go to Disney World; Now They Work the Cash Register

Sign of the times?

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

Police Called Over Fake Disneyland Wedding Featuring Child Bride

This might be the most French headline of all time.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

Utah Firefighters Scolded For Having BBQ at Scene of Deadly Fire

I shouldn’t be laughing.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

Jeep Flees D.C. Police by Driving Across National Mall Lawn

Go Anywhere. Do Anything.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

Dude Smacks Face on Concrete After Trying to Help a ‘Paralysis Turtle’ Cross the Street

New fear unlocked.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Facepalm

Facepalm - articles

Japan Wanted More Tourists. Now, They’re Setting Up a Task Force to Get Them Out

One Guy Tried to ‘Social Engineer’ His Way Through Airport Security. It Cost Him $59,143

One Massive Mouse Dick Has Led to Millions of Scientific Papers Being Questioned

Dax Shepard Posts Nude Photo of His Wife to Celebrate Her Emmy Nomination

Turns Out, Cleaning Up Air Pollution Might Make Global Warming Worse

UNO Is Coming to Vegas for Two (Dos?) Days

Job Interviewers Say Gen Z Doesn’t Know How to Answer the Phone

McDonald’s Got Hacked Because Their Password Was ‘123456’

Police Catch Wisconsin Man Hiding Drugs in Bag Labeled ‘Definitely Not a Bag Full of Drugs’

Florida’s First ‘Super Speeder’ Was Arrested Literally Minutes After the Law Went Into Effect

Roblox CEO Says That He Wants the Game to Be a Dating Site

‘People Need to Mind Their Business’: Woman Complains After Being Called Out on Facebook ‘Just Because’ She Robbed Someone’s House

Another Person from ‘Tiger King’ Has Been Sentenced to Prison

TSA Reluctantly Admits That Your Shoes Aren’t Dangerous

Around Half of All Bosses Are Now Using A.I. to Fire People

Cops Were Caught Using A.I. to Generate Fake Evidence Photos

Robinhood’s CEO Looks Like a Cheap Bond Villain

You Literally Can’t Play Lorde’s New CD

Companies Are Hiring ‘Etiquette Coaches’ to Teach Gen-Z Workers to Shower

Japan Hangs ‘Twitter Killer’

After Championships, Athletes Used to go to Disney World; Now They Work the Cash Register

Police Called Over Fake Disneyland Wedding Featuring Child Bride

Utah Firefighters Scolded For Having BBQ at Scene of Deadly Fire

Jeep Flees D.C. Police by Driving Across National Mall Lawn

Dude Smacks Face on Concrete After Trying to Help a ‘Paralysis Turtle’ Cross the Street

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