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Microsoft Wants to Make Gaming Safer but Has No Idea How

Reading their statement is a gigantic waste of time.

Guy Gets Matching Tattoo With His Dog And Instantly Regrets It

When this guy noticed a tattoo on his dog, he wanted to show some solidarity with his beloved animal. Unfortunately, things went astray when he...

Brazilian Police Detain Parrot For Being a Drug Dealer's Lookout

Might look at birds differently after reading this. Dog make sense for protection, cats are at least shifty, but having a bird in your gang as a lookout seems like a new one. Makes sense tho, a bird is probably the best lookout you can get.

Man's Girl Scout Cookie Buyout Leads To Drug Charges

Man in viral photo buying $540 of Girl Scouts cookies arrested on drug dealing charges

People Pissed At Prada For Releasing Doll That Looks Like Blackface

A Prada store in New York was forced to remove items that many thought represented blackface caricatures.

BitPay's Parody of Rebecca Black's 'Friday' is the Dumbest, Lamest, Worst Thing On The Internet

Everything about this sucks. It's time to boycott.

Google Ends Google+ After Massive Data Breach

If Google+ dies in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

The Story of the Little Marxist SJW Vegan Restaurant that Couldn't

By popular demand, here's the full story of Bartertown, the marxist sjw vegan restaurant that became the laughing stock of the internet and was...

10 Games So Bad You Shouldn't Consider Playing Them Under Any Circumstances

Twitter Reacts To The Firing Of Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci

Tune in next week to see who makes it on U.S.A's, "You're Fired America", as the White House crumbles and million die without health care.

North Korea Has A New Chain Smoking Chimp At Their Zoo

There's a new star at the Pyongyang zoo ladies and gentlemen, an older chimp with a nasty habit.

Congrats To PBNinja17 For Winning Our 420 Blog Contest - First Time I Got High

Congrats to PBNinja17 for winning the 420 blog contest. Shout out to Hakik for close second place.

Drunken Bills Fan Set's Self on Fire, Puts Fire Out With Beer

Bills tailgater destroys table, sets himself on fire and has to extinguish flames with beer.

Cheating NFL Player’s Fiancee Sends Text to ALL His Side Chicks

Victor Cruz's fiancee is on to Victor's secret.

High School Put on Lockdown Because of Confederate Flag

A kid brought in a confederate flag, and the school went on red alert.

Australia Bans Chris Brown Because of His Abusive Past

...And Brown wonders who to hit about it.