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Republican Staffer Who Says She Was Ambushed for Her Job Charged With Faking the Attack

Do people not know that security cameras exist?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 weeks ago in Facepalm

The Mushroom Guy Who Tried to Hijack a Plane is Only Getting 50 Days in Jail

The judge said that “Pilots are not perfect. They are human.”

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 weeks ago in Wow

Remember When That Boat Crashed Into the Baltimore Bridge? Its Crew is Still Stuck in Baltimore

If you had to choose between “being in a major boat accident” and “spending 19 months in Baltimore,” I think most people would go for the former.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 weeks ago in Wtf

TSA Apologizes After Someone Managed to Bring a Meat Cleaver Onto a Flight

Thank goodness no one had any 4 fl oz bottles — otherwise, we’d be in *real* trouble.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 weeks ago in Wtf

Man Who Froze His Wife Says He’s Found New Love

Gonna be really awkward when you have to introduce your unfrozen wife to your new girlfriend.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 weeks ago in Funny

A Bunch of States Have Taken Out Ads in New York Trying to Get People to Move Away

Love Manhattan? Then you’ll surely love Baton Rouge!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 weeks ago in Funny

Transportation Secretary Says It Was ‘Dangerous’ to Fly During the Shutdown

Thanks for telling us *now.*

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 weeks ago in Facepalm

GameStop Announces Day Where People Can Trade In ‘Anything,’ and Internet Users Already Have Some Bad Ideas

They’re going to regret this immediately.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wow

Woman Admits Her Astronaut Wife Didn’t Hack Her Bank Account From Space

The story *did* seem unlikely.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Funny

Inmate Hacks Into Prison IT System, Modifies Everyone’s Sentence

He also increased prisoners’ rights, privileges and spending money.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Ftw

Trump Says Screw It, Just Release the Files

Just days after we all learned he has a lot to hide, Trump says he has nothing to hide.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wow

Epstein’s Brother Denies Trump Went Sloppy on Bill Clinton

He says his emails did not intend to imply that Trump was the Throat Goat.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wow

The FBI Has Launched a New Division for Tweeting

Look at my government, dawg — we’re going to fully collapse.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Facepalm

Study Finds That Basically Every Single American is Obese

If everyone’s obese, then nobody is … right?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

Police Compliment Man Who Stole Bus for Joyride, But Just Rode the Route

“He did a great job,” said police spokesperson Trevor McKenna.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Ftw

Starbucks’ New ‘Bear Cup’ Has Customers Screaming and Throwing Hands at Each Other

Starbucks has a new bear-shaped cup — and I will crush anyone who stands in my path to get it.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

Bill to End Shutdown Also Gets Rid of a Bunch of Food Safety Rules for Some Reason

So that was all for nothing, huh?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

We’re Finally Getting Rid of Pennies

Took long enough.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Ftw

Fannie Mae Says They’re Ditching Minimum Credit Scores for Mortgages

Is it happening?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

Carnival Investigated After Nine-Year-Old Found Operating Ride

He was also bad at his job.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

Bank of America Gets Sued for Not Paying Workers to Turn On Their Computers

If you need to turn on your computer to work, the lawsuit argues that you should get paid for that time.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wow

Target Says Its Workers Are Now Required to Smile at Customers

They’re literally telling their employees to “Smile more, baby!”

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

Pittsburgh Naturists Introduce Nude ‘Balls Out Bowling’

Not the first sport I’d expect to be played in the buff, but go off.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wow

Funko Announces They Might Be Going Away for Good

We may finally be free from the scourge of Funko Pops!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Ftw

Facebook Admits That 10% of Its Revenue Comes from Fraud and Scams, but They’re Not Going to Do Anything About It

Oh. Well, okay then.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

News - articles

Republican Staffer Who Says She Was Ambushed for Her Job Charged With Faking the Attack

The Mushroom Guy Who Tried to Hijack a Plane is Only Getting 50 Days in Jail

Remember When That Boat Crashed Into the Baltimore Bridge? Its Crew is Still Stuck in Baltimore

TSA Apologizes After Someone Managed to Bring a Meat Cleaver Onto a Flight

Man Who Froze His Wife Says He’s Found New Love

A Bunch of States Have Taken Out Ads in New York Trying to Get People to Move Away

Transportation Secretary Says It Was ‘Dangerous’ to Fly During the Shutdown

GameStop Announces Day Where People Can Trade In ‘Anything,’ and Internet Users Already Have Some Bad Ideas

Woman Admits Her Astronaut Wife Didn’t Hack Her Bank Account From Space

Inmate Hacks Into Prison IT System, Modifies Everyone’s Sentence

Trump Says Screw It, Just Release the Files

Epstein’s Brother Denies Trump Went Sloppy on Bill Clinton

The FBI Has Launched a New Division for Tweeting

Study Finds That Basically Every Single American is Obese

Police Compliment Man Who Stole Bus for Joyride, But Just Rode the Route

Starbucks’ New ‘Bear Cup’ Has Customers Screaming and Throwing Hands at Each Other

Bill to End Shutdown Also Gets Rid of a Bunch of Food Safety Rules for Some Reason

We’re Finally Getting Rid of Pennies

Fannie Mae Says They’re Ditching Minimum Credit Scores for Mortgages

Carnival Investigated After Nine-Year-Old Found Operating Ride

Bank of America Gets Sued for Not Paying Workers to Turn On Their Computers

Target Says Its Workers Are Now Required to Smile at Customers

Pittsburgh Naturists Introduce Nude ‘Balls Out Bowling’

Funko Announces They Might Be Going Away for Good

Facebook Admits That 10% of Its Revenue Comes from Fraud and Scams, but They’re Not Going to Do Anything About It

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