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'You Didn’t Vote For Me': The Time Dianne Feinstein Told a Group of Children to F–K Off
After nearly three decades in the senate, a weed-smoking staffer and several senior moments, California Senator Dianne Feinstein died at the age of 90, her office confirmed.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in People & Lifestyle
'What A Fascist Little Fuck': Baby Pictures Don’t Absolve Bad Politics, Conservative Dude Bros Realize
Stone garnered the majority of this backlash, with commenters likening him to baby Hitler and pretty much every asshole orphan in a Charles Dickens novel.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
Trump Shares Catturd Poll as Proof of His Popularity, But PuddingPerson Proves the People Really Want the Grimace
Earlier this week, former President Donald Trump shared a poll on his Truth Social platform, showing that republican voters preferred him over Florida governor and fellow presidential candidate Ron DeSantis.
By figgyPudding
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Alleged Former CIA Agent Comments on the Agency’s Long List of Clandestine Operations
It’s not every day we get an inside look at the CIA, but thanks to Redditor and alleged agent, Ron Palancik, we get a behind-the-scenes peek at some of the agency’s shortcomings.
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
Texas Is Offering Tax Incentives For Nondivorced Straight Couples
Great news for Michelle and Jim-Bob Duggar, that one TikTok tradwife and Gen-Z trad-Caths a little °too° committed to the bit — the state of Texas may somehow manage to regress further back into the 19th century, pondering a bill that would bestow tax ben
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
'Tiny D,' 'Meatball Ron,' Ron DeSanctimonious,': Trump Is Workshopping the Perfect Ron DeSantis Nickname
Trump recently took a break from (allegedly) cheating at golf, shilling NFTs, and attempting to mansplain the McDonald’s menu to cashiers in a crisis zone, to perfect his evil (sick) nickname for his primary opponent, Republican Florida governor, Ron DeSa
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
What Presidents Would Look Like if They Were Sporting a Mullet
Great news for Billy Ray Cyrus, midwestern moms moonlighting as gymnastics coaches and every single man under the age of 30 living in Bushwick — mullets are back and more presidential than ever.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
5-Foot-9 Ben Shapiro Categorically Denies Ever Having Lip Injections
After years of attempting to use his platform to denounce immigrants, it seems Ben Shapiro has decided to tackle another type of migration — denying the pervasive online rumors surrounding his allegedly wonky lip filler.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
