so i was at work the other day when my buddy who is a detective walked in. i asked how his job was going and he told me yesterday a snail came through the doors all beat to hell. "what happened to you?" my friend asked. "i was attacked out of the blue today" said the snail. "oh do you have a description of the attackers" my friend said to the snail. "yeah, they were green, the had shells, and rough skin" replied the snail. ''so they were turtles, could you describe their faces?" asked the detective. "no," said the snail "it was a blur, i couldnt see anything. it all happened so fast."