1. If you and I were squirrels I would bust my nut in your hole.

2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

4. Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

6. You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to say I went to dinner with ya.

7. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

8. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.

9.Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

10. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.

11. “Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.”

12. I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

13. Do you have a boyfriend? (Yes) Do you mess around? (No) Would you hold still while I do?

14. That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd becoming too!

15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.