a cathlic priest was walking when he saw a small boy. he went over to talk to him about god when another priest came and started talking.

priest#1 yelled "hey he's mine. i got here first.
priest#2 grabbed the little boy and said his church was nicer his.

priest #1 was so angry that he grabbed his cross and shoved it into the other priest eyes.

"looks like the boy is mine now!!!"

the little boy claimed" not for long"
why?he wondered.

"i see michael jackson working his way over here."