50 EXTENDED USES FOR A DEAD RUBBER !
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! Well, it's time we all learned !
! how to be conservative with our !
! every-day "things". Here is a !
! text file that will teach you how !
! to do just that! Well, that's all !
! for now, I'll let you read the !
! text file now. Later! !
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! #1[> A good old coinpurse. !
! #2[> Grandma's doush bag. !
! #3[> An infant's everyday shoes. !
! #4[> Toungue warmer for FAGS. !
! #5[> Doornob grip. !
! #6[> Fingerpuppet for preschooler.!
! #7[> Disk drive cover. !
! #8[> Trash bag for a midget. !
! #9[> Baby-bottle nipple. !
!#10[> Museum exibit. !
!#11[> Playboy's nipple cover. !
!#12[> A muzzle for the dog. !
!#13[> Faggot chewing gum. !
!#14[> Slingshot. !
!#15[> Ear warmer. !
!#16[> K-mart brand wedding ring. !
!#17[> Table leg scuff protecter. !
!#18[> Finger trampoline. !
!#19[> Watch band. !
!#20[> Swatch-guard. !
!#21[> Teacher repellent. !
!#22[> Fly-paper. !
!#23[> Baby hat. !
!#24[> Garter belt. !
!#25[> Water weenie. !
!#26[> A full size Madonna shirt. !
!#27[> Dildo cover for carrot stick.!
!#28[> Hamster's home. !
!#29[> Bird bath. !
!#30[> Light buld color changer. !
!#31[> 100% U.S RDA for FAGS. !
!#32[> Hookers proof-of-purchase. !
!#33[> Candle "stick" holder. !
!#34[> Straight jacket for Tatoo. !
!#35[> BJ protecter. !
!#36[> Mouse trap. !
!#37[> Pet play-toy. !
!#38[> Atari joystick. !
!#39[> Zip-Lock freezer bag. !
!#40[> Cobra-Commander mask. !
!#41[> Necklace charm. !
!#42[> Earing. !
!#43[> Headphone speaker protecter. !
!#44[> Colgate Pump(Comes out easy).!
!#45[> Jock-strap. !
!#46[> Elbow or knee pad. !
!#47[> Tampax Tampon. !
!#48[> Disk jacket. !
!#49[> Pencil eraser. !
!#50[> Transformer. !
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