Funny jokes

Colorful Reunion

An old man sitting at the mall watched a teenager intently. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue....

By ghoul_69

Featured 16 years ago

Retiree

Q: Hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? A: He opted to stick it out a while longer.

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Ponderisms

Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Mistaken Drunk

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal,...

By tktyler

Featured 17 years ago

One Angry Husband

A man and his wife were driving on the highway one night when he got pulled over by the cops for speeding. The cop walks up and informs the...

By TheCommentator

Featured 17 years ago

The Funeral

One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse going down the street, followed by another hearse, followed by a man walking...

By zeuty

Featured 17 years ago

Deaf Man

An old man hadn't been able to hear for years. He finally went to see a doctor, Who diagnosed his problem and restored his hearing. A month later...

By wyatt420

Featured 17 years ago

Woman Talks, Man Hears

What a woman says... This place is a mess! C'mon! You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor and You'll have no clothes...

By thelegendery

Featured 17 years ago

Deer Tracks

Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer...

By kerplunk1013

Featured 17 years ago

Lost Ball

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what...

By ghoul_69

Featured 17 years ago

Strong Man

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun...

By thelegendery

Featured 17 years ago

Boiling Eggs

Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female. The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack" "No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm...

By immclovinit

Featured 17 years ago

Good Journalism

A young journalism graduate from Arkansas had gone to work for the New York Times. His first assignment was to write a brief human interest...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Wal-Marts in Iraq

Why doesnt Iraq have any Wal-Marts? Because theres a Target at every corner!

By mortgagemescott

Featured 17 years ago

What is Easter?

Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St Peter tells them that they can enter...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Easter Bunny is Dead

A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Stolen Motor Bike

A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motor bike and taking a shortcut through a darkened park when they were stopped by a...

By mortgagemescott

Featured 17 years ago

Sex Ed

Little Johnny was sitting in his first sex ed class one day when the teacher drew a picture of a penis on the board. "Does anyone know what...

By mortgagemescott

Featured 17 years ago

Little Billy

One Wednesday, little Billy went to school. The teacher said, "For the next three days, I will be asking a trivia question, if anyone answers any...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

White House

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful? A tourist.

By jax813

Featured 17 years ago

By The Way....

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when...

By engineer1371

Featured 17 years ago

Man's Best Friend

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Politically Correct Feminine Terminology

She is not: An airhead She is: Reality Impaired She is not: A Bleached Blond She is: Peroxide Dependant She does not have: ...

By B_Easy

Featured 17 years ago

Entering Heaven

A man dies and appears at the Pearly Gates. Have you ever done a good deed? asks St. Peter. Sure, one time I came across a gang of...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Lawyers and Toxic Waste

Q: Why is it that California leads the nation in number of lawyers and New Jersey leads the nation in number of toxic waste dumps? A: New...

By pgeer

Featured 17 years ago

Funny jokes

Colorful Reunion

Retiree

Ponderisms

Mistaken Drunk

One Angry Husband

The Funeral

Deaf Man

Woman Talks, Man Hears

Deer Tracks

Lost Ball

Strong Man

Boiling Eggs

Good Journalism

Wal-Marts in Iraq

What is Easter?

Easter Bunny is Dead

Stolen Motor Bike

Sex Ed

Little Billy

White House

By The Way....

Man's Best Friend

Politically Correct Feminine Terminology

Entering Heaven

Lawyers and Toxic Waste

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