I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first.Start out dead and get it out of the way. You wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy. You collect your pension; then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.


You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.


You drink alcohol and party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for high school. You go to primary school. You become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, and you become a baby. You then spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like centralheating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finallyyou finish off as an orgasm.