a blonde went to join the army and asked "when do i get my armour and weapons" the worker said "when you complete this course, follow me" she followed him finished the course and the worker said "Ok follow me for your armour and weapons" the blonde takes her stuff puts it on and sais "Hey whats this pineapple shaped thing?" the worker sais "thats a grenade... you pull the pin and throw it at people" she said "Can i test it on the testing grounds?"
he said "Sure right this way" she pulls the pin and said "Fuck I broke it".