A taxi driver picks up a nun. The nun notices that the driver is wanting to say something. The nun asks "whats wrong?" The driver replies "Well I have a cinfession. I have always wanted to kiss a nun." The nun replies "Well you can, but there are two requirements. You can't be married, and you have to be Catholic." The driver says "Well i am both of those." So the driver kisses the nun, but feels bad. "Is something still wrong?" asks the nun. "Yes, there is... I am married, and im Jewish." The nun then says "Well thats fine, because i have a question too... My name is Kevin and im going to a costume party." *I didnt come up with this joke, i heard from someone else. So if you heard it before, or if this is a repost, sorry grow the fuck up and read another joke. I'm not taking credit for this joke.*