A man of the congregation was on his death bed. The Pastor, who was very passionate of all those that attended his church visited the man. Shortly after the pastor arrived the man on the bed grabbed the pastor who was sitting on the bed at his side, then grabbed a piece of paper scribbled something on it and passed away. The pastor picked up the piece of paper without reading it, folded it, and placed it in his pocket. That following sunday at church he spoke to the congregation and delivered the bad news as well as offered the excerpt the man had written which read...

"Get off my air supply, Asshole!"