Q: Why do they call it PMS?
A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken!!


Q: Why don't guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?
A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?


Q: If you run over a woman with your car, Who is at fault?
A: Her's she shouldn't be out of the kitchen!


Q: What do Gynecologist and Pizza Delivery Guy have in common?
A: They both can smell it, but cant eat it!


Q:If women with big boobs work at hooters, where do women with one leg work??
A: IHop, And if the Hooters restaurant delivered food to your door, would they have to change the name to "Knockers"?


Q: What do math teachers do when they're constipated?
A: They work it out with a pencil!


Q: What Rymes with Snoop and is Brown?
A: Dr. Dre (thenaxxx)

Q:How do you make a hormone?
A: Don't pay her.

Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

Q. Why dont blind men skydive?
A. Because it scares the shit out of the dog


Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A. Mega-saur-ass


Q. Whats the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ?
A. About 5 years and 45 lbs.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.