A husband just finished reading a new book entitled "You can be the man of your house". He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced "From now on you need to know that i am the man of this house and my word is law!" "You will prepare my meals, you will serve me dessert. After dinner we will go upstairs and have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you will draw me a bath, wash my back, towel me dry, bring me my robe, and massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair?" The wife looked at her husband and replied "The fucking funeral director would be my first guess".