The young man took a cute girl to the county fair for their first blind date. They went for a ride on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, she seemed bored.

"What would you like to do next?" he asked.

"I wanna get weighed," she said. So the young man took her over to have her weight guessed.

"One-twelve," said the man at the scale. He was absolutely right.

Next they rode the tilt-o-whirl and he bought her some popcorn and cotton candy. He asked what else she wanted to do.

"I wanna get weighed," she said.

The young man thought she was boring and had a fat complex so he took the girl home.

The girl's mother was surprised to see her home so early and asked, "What's wrong, dear, didn't you have a nice time tonight?"

"I had a wousy time," said the girl.