A Muslim dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter meets him at the gate and says, "Welcome to heaven my son, please enter!"


The Muslim says "Oh no, no, I cannot enter without seeing Allah." St. Peter says, "Oh... Allah. He is upstairs."


The Muslim says, "Well of course, Allah is upstairs!" He climbs upstairs and meets Jesus.


Jesus says "Welcome to heaven my child, please enter!" And the Muslim says "Oh no, no, with all due respect, I cannot enter without seeing Allah."


Jesus says "But of course...Allah is upstairs, top floor."


The Muslim smiles and thinks to himself, "Of course, Allah is on top of heaven itself because He is most high!"


At the final gate he meets the all